Tuesday, September 27, 2011

i just realized that ive had tons of dreams though i have missed the same amount of blog entries.i've taken advantage of my blog!!

so far,this is the one that i realllllyy remembered since i've been facinated by the subject recently:
as a result of my over-zealous interest in zombie apocaplyses, i recently dreamt of one...in my house.as fitting as it sounds, it was a freakishly dark and stormy night. the family and i were enjoying a nice and quiet action movie when we heard moaning and some struggling outside ourhumble abode.everyone was curious so we took a peek outside and, well, obviously it's a freaking zombie. that's what i told everyone as well. 
the zombie freak in me kicked in and i quickly ordered everyone to lock down the house and went up my room to get my baseball bat. (yes, oddly enough i really DO sleep with a bat under my pillow). 
lucky, the house itself is ideal for this. i mean our REAL house. we have a bottleneck walkway, TWO heavy metal gates, windows with asero grills, a verrrrrry heavy sliding doors.like freaking heavy sliding doors. 
everything was going well, i'd be lying to say that i didn't enjoy the occassional bash in the head of an undead. then my dog got out. can you imagine the terror. it's like watching your child run head first towards a hoard of zombies barking mad. literally.i was freaking out,i was struggling against my family's arms to get to my dog and...

and then, like all good movies, there's a perfectly timed cliff hanger, and i woke up.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Doughnuts are Heaven

lately, I've had exactly TWO dreams about a specific brand and type of food which,for the sake of anonimity, we will call KrispyKreme.

first dream was reaaaaly vague but it involved a car chase, a closed down mall, a syndicate who is after me and heavenly doughnuts. first thing i remember is the car chase. they were on big bikes...I was on a lambo spyder...i love it.i felt like an action star (most of my dreams allows me the luxury to do so). they were chasing me around the parking lot and when i got out of the building, the box of doughnuts miraculously appeared on my passenger seat...with toppings and flavors i can only dream of.

i hate it when dreams do that. your brain tricks you into thinking that strawberry-blueberry hybrid CRISPY krispykreme doughnuts exists...and you will be left hanging.heartbreaking.

the other was simple enough but that hardest one to deal with...

i was simply taking a bite from a simple glazed krispykreme...and the alarm went off and my eyes flew open and then i was awake...

a second later, my mouth started watering after i realized what the effing hell just happened...shit.